Cage Rage Podcast Updates – Jan ’13

Thursday, January 3rd, 2013

Hello everyone and welcome to 2013!! I hope everyone had a great holiday and had a good time to relax before they have to return to either school or, even worse, work.

Without further ado, let me get the updates out-of-the-way. There are only two this time around, but they are important nonetheless.

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Cage Rage Cutting Room Gems – Christmas with the Cage, Jason Statham, and The Doctor

Thursday, January 3rd, 2013

Listen to these funny outtakes!

Sorry it took so long to get this post out, but I was celebrating Christmas and New Years Eve as well as getting some deserved R&R.

Check out the show notes after the jump!

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Cage Rage – S1E3 – Christmas with the Cage (Christmas Carol: The Movie)

Wednesday, December 26th, 2012


British film poster

Tis the season jolly listeners! For our very first (certainly not our last) Christmas special on Cage Rage, we are going to review an obscure British animated film version of A Christmas Carol (and with good cause) wherein the Cage has landed the lucky role of the Ghost of Jacob Marley. Is this film a forgettable and bad adaptation of A Christmas Carol, or is there something special about it that makes it worthy of proclaiming holiday joy and cheer?

Join me, Ryan, and special guest Dan (better known as Ampersand and is also a Brit!) as we take a look at a film that the balls to proclaim itself asĀ Christmas Carol: The Movie.

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See you after the jump!

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Cage Rage Cutting Room Gems – Cagey Sue Got Married

Friday, December 21st, 2012

Listen to this!

Here are some more wacky outtakes. This time for Cagey Sue Got Married. After the jump, check out the show notes!

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Cage Rage – S1E2 – Cagey Sue Got Married (Peggy Sue Got Married)

Saturday, December 15th, 2012

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Peggy Sue Kelcher’s (Kathleen Turner) life is not great at the moment. She is going through a messy divorce with her former high school sweetheart and husband, Charlie Bodell (Nicolas Cage) and now is attending her 25th high school reunion. Through mysterious circumstances, she finds her transported back in time to her senior year of high school.
Seizing the opportunity she has been granted, she decides to make a few changes to her past in order to ensure that her future is exactly the way she wants it; which includes, but is not limited to, ducking and rebuffing Charlie.

Join me, Ryan, and our special guest Jordan Olsen, as we discover why it was that Peggy Sue Got Married. See you after the jump!

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Poll Vol. I

Sunday, November 4th, 2012

Cage Cutting Room Gems – Nicolas Cage vs. Math

Saturday, November 3rd, 2012

An explanation for this episode is necessary methinks. Very simply this is a dumping spot for all the outtakes that could not fit into the main show, but were too priceless or funny to send to oblivion. I decided to put it into the main feed instead of giving it its own show because it is more of a supplementary feature than a standalone show. You’ll get a better explanation at the beginning of the show.

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Cage Rage Podcast Updates – November #1

Saturday, November 3rd, 2012

Some very important news for all of you who have been listening to the episodes thus far. We are now changing our server from Podomatic to Libsyn. Not to worry though, all of the old content will be migrated onto our new Libsyn account and you will be able to listen to it there. As such, to reflect our move to Libsyn, we are changing the links to the episodes in previous posts from Podomatic links…to Libsyn ones. Also, the content on Podomatic will not be deleted, we just want to keep it there as reflection of where we started the show and how we have since moved on to Libsyn.

You will all be pleased to hear that as of this moment, I am working right now to turn this into an actual podcast as opposed to one found only on the Internet, meaning you will be able to subscribe and download this show onto your iPhone/iPad/iPod thru iTunes. Hooray!

Also, you should get the next episode of Cage Rage (Cagey Sue Got Married) by November 11 at the earliest and November 14 at the latest.

Thanks for reading and I promise the next post will be an episode related one.

Cage Rage Podcast Updates – October

Saturday, October 27th, 2012

This podcast isn’t dead, it has just been fermenting and waiting to unleash its full angry. That, and Ryan & I became busy with life, school, and other junk. The Updates from June are now somewhat out of date as many things have happened as of late and we have changed our minds on various aspects.

First of all we have decided upon a season structure somewhat similar to television. There will be 10 episodes a season and we will try to alternate between serious and “Cagetastic” films every other episode (example: Adaptation, Drive Angry, Matchstick Men, etc).

Secondly, the order of what episodes we are going to do in the near future has changed somewhat significantly. We are now going to build up to a holiday special (released on Christmas Eve no less) titledĀ Christmas with the Cage (where we review a supposedly mediocre Christmas Carol animated movie (known as Christmas Carol: The Movie) where the Cage plays Jacob Marley). However! Before we do that episode we are going to do two episodes that we did actually record months ago (Peggy Sue Got Married and The Wicker Man, specifically)…but no longer exist. An explanation is order for this and you shall get one below.

For the first few episodes of Cage Rage, I recorded the show off of my shitty five year old laptop (a Dell Inspiron 1450) that was awful in every conceivable fashion. Eventually, I got a check for 2000 dollars due to being signed up to Social Security Incentives (due to my ADD) and bought a beautiful new laptop (A Lenovo W530) that can do every conceivable thing a desktop can. When I finally got my new laptop in the mail, I went to my old one to transfer some files to the new computer through my external 1 TB Hard Drive. Just as I was about to do that, inexplicably the computer completely and utterly died. Lost with it were the recorded Skype Conversations that I eventually would edit and modify into Cage Rage episodes. Luckily all the old episode master recordings are intact due to transferring them previously. Thus is the crazed story of our lost episodes. It wasn’t too much of a loss however as I felt they suffered in quality due to lack of guests.

That’s another thing we will be changing with the show. From now on, we will not be doing solo episodes with just Ryan and I. Even though Nicolas Cage Does Wizard Shit is solo, that was more of a proof of concept than an actual show; which explains why it only contained two people. Every show will have a guest, and we hope more and more newer and bigger guests will come on the show. For the next few episodes, be prepared to get acquainted and familiar with guests who will make repeat appearances (Victor Frost will most definitely be coming back).

Like in the June Updates, Cage Rage Cutting Room Gems will still happen once I get off my ass and edit it. I also won’t make it that great of quality because I’m switching from Adobe Audition 3.0 to Audition CS6 due to the fact I can get CS6 Library for a steal due to my colleges’ generous discount on the software. This means I need to first learn the software before doing anything else. So I apologize if the audio sounds like ass, but remember, Ryan was in his car when this was recorded so it is mostly his fault.

Anyway, that is about it. Expect the next post (after Cutting Room Gems) to be an episode post entitled…


Cage Rage Podcast Updates – June

Wednesday, June 6th, 2012

Hello all!

Thought I’d let you guys know some news about what is coming through the pipeline very soon-a-like.

Update #1

Coming out days after the release of our most recent episode, is the inaugural episode of our brand new supplementary podcast to Cage Rage…CAGE RAGE CUTTING ROOM GEMS.

Very simple idea; this is the dumping place for all the hilarious outtakes, overly long tangents, and other things that would not fit in an official episode…yet are too good to send to oblivion.

Update #2

I will announce the next 3 episodes..

Season 1, Episode 4 – Cage’s Kiss (Vampire’s Kiss

Season 1, Episode 5 – Honeymoon in Cageas (Honeymoon in Vegas)

Season 1, Episode 6 – NOT THE BEES!!!! (The Wicker Man) w/ Guest Star: WindUpBird

Those are all the updates for now. Until then, keep your eyes peeled for the next episode of Cage Rage, which should come out in a week or so.